What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 11:14

A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.